Wednesday, 2 May 2007

9 Sleeps to go:




I've had a word with Syrup as he has experience in these sort of things in the Dragon Boat racing.
All bikes are to be 'scrutineered' by an expert panel of lightweight rulesworths, following a tip off from the International Federation of Performance Enhancing Prevention (IFPEP), through their Chatroom listening division.
Performance enhancing foods containing excessive fats - saturated or unsaturated, Apple based alcoholic drinks are banned.

Equally, the use of tandems heard mooted by Lous is disallowed.

The balaclava wearing pair shown in this photo were spotted in the vicinity of Husborne Crawley - investigation is being undertaken.............


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